She Was Like the Moon

poetically precise
nothing could be more accurate

My Creative Persona

People who inhabit moderately messy spaces are more creative than those who work in very organized ones.

Ahhh...explains everything.

Yep.  

That's what they said...

those

fine

perceptive

professors

at Columbia University.

but of course i concur.

A masterpiece in progress

The Skinny Jean Scam

skinny jeans

(don't be fooled)
are designed for women
SKINNY
WOMEN

--skinny tall women--

whose upper thighs do not touch

look around...
such women are a 

very

rare

breed

skinny jeans

are an  

illusion

skinny jeans

should be outlawed

Who cares!
We're amazing just the way we are...
...oh yeah...
Oh Yeah.